
Believe it or not (glad I'm documenting this for future reference, because no doubt it will later be contested by at least two parties involved), we were ALL late, but I arrived FIRST! Therefore, my five minutes of tardiness shouldn't count against me, when I beat the other two to the train station, and the other two planned the brunch. Of course, I live only a few minutes away and D.J. had to come from south of the city.
Not only were we all three late, D.J. parked in a lot on the other end of the stockyards, AND went to the wrong Risky's. Not her fault, really. There are three Risky's locations in the stockyards, and two of them are in the train station. D.J. didn't pick either of those, but opted for Risky's Steak House near the White Elephant Saloon. Wonder if that was some sort of innuendo? However, Torres and I headed her off at the pass, and we all walked back to the train station together. The stockyards were SWAMPED today with tourists.
Torres & D.J. (we couldn't maintain D.J.'s attention until the cattle drive was over. I informed her she looked like a tourista. |
Two of the fright-night invasion. |
I made it home, and ran out of conciousness around 1530. Not long after I woke up this evening, the neighborhood was flooded with clowns, ghosts, goblins, faeries, and nearly every other fantastic creature you could imagine, but oddly ... no dragons.
I thought surely SOMONE would be out gathering goodies dressed as Impish Dragon, but alas, there was no sign of either him, or anyone dressed like him.
This kid was a sweetheart. He's over 6' tall, and he was deftly maneuvering himself on a unicycle through the invasion party. |
Maybe next year. For that matter, I didn't run across any leprechauns either. Lethal, looks like both you and Impish got dissed this year.
Right in the middle of the invasion, we heard sirens blaring through the neighborhood, and were surprised to see a fire engine pull up and park in front of our house. Yes, they were at the wrong house. As it turned out, three houses down, where our friend John lives, a fellow who'd been imbibing in a little too much holiday-brew, began ringing John's doorbell. He then proceeded to pass out on his front porch.
We had a fire truck, squad cars and an ambulance suddenly crowding our street, and blaring their sirens to get the ghouls and goblins to make a path and let them through.
I took a pic but hadn't had enough coffee yet to focus properly, so, it came out rather fuzzy.
The ambulance was declined to transport, by the police, who took said collapsed person into cuffs, once they roused him, placed him in cuffs, and loaded him into the back of the squad car. I'm guessing he'll be spending the rest of his Halloween sleeping it off in the pokey.
The neighborhood's gone quiet again, and I have a book review to put together, if I can manage to stay awake long enough. Tomorrow, I'm off to Dallas Arboretum to view them pumpkin village with a friend. (My thanks to Lethal Leprechaun for the tip.) Between now and then, I'll practice up on my focus technique.
Keep your doors locked tonight peeps. There a 3' ghouls and goblins about who have serious intent to swipe your candy stash!
17 comments:
You had more action than we did, the neighbors horse got out the other day.
Did you grab your lasso and run?
HEY! I resemble that last remark but I'm being FRAMED! I don't even eat candy unless it's sugar free and who gives THAT out at Halloween??
You're being duped by Impish and one of his Dwarven minions he has scared into swiping candy for him!
Door bell rang one time here with about 4 kids. Molly had put a motion sensing tombstone outside our door and she said she felt bad because it sacred some other little kid away when it went off.
I guess she'll be making M&M cookies to take to work this weekend now to get rid of all these individual bags that are left over. I KNOW the 3 Musketeers will disappear in a day or two and I will have eaten none of them.
Awww, sorry about the motion-sensor tombstone causing a fright. I LOVE those things!!
Can you not chop up 3 Musketeers and make cookies with those as well? They'd qualify for the ooey-gooey sort.
And, only four trick-or-treaters? Dangg - I'd be way disappointed, lol!
I'm almost feeling sorry for you Lethal, about the sugar-free candy issue. But, other than for Halloween, they DO make great sugar-free stuff these days. Could be worse. Back in the day, all you'd get were carob treats!
And, just so ya know, the entire night came to a close without a single spotting in the neighborhood of either dragons or leprechauns.
What's the world coming to?
NOw if they would only make my favorite all time candy in sugar free- Werthers Originals.
Just because you never saw us doesn't mean we were not around the neighborhood. You never know any of those breezes that night cold have been us passing by. We borrowed my good friend Harry Potter's cloak for the evening so we would not be to conspicuous. Good thing the cloak is a big as a bloody tent that's a LOT of Dragon to cover!
I really have to work on my little black book connections! You guys get to use Harry Potter's cloak???
And, in regards to the wearing of the cloak ... are ya saying Impish has a big rear??
Impish,
I'll see what I can do about finding you sugar-free Werther's discs.
NOT "you guys" ME! I get to use it, Harry is a client of mine. All his profits from the Weasely's Magic Shop are invested through Pot O' Gold Ponzi Schemes and Investments Unltd.
It's ok for you to have "little blackbook evny" (even though I'm a totally modern Leprechuan and use a PDA), remember after all I helped finance the American Revolution and all of the founding fathers were not only in my black book but in my debt too! Then there are all those constant rebuilding and remodeling costs at Hogworts from student mishaps.
As to Impish, everything about him is large...somethings (not naming body parts) excessively so. Further I never said ANYTHING about him backside, how do you know I was not referring to his TAIL?
To my knowledge (I've had several people looking for a while now)there is no such thing as sugar free Werthers.
Why don't we just write to Werther's and tell them there's a patriot Leprechaun the free world is deeply indebted to who that is in need of sugar-free Werther's discs?
That should surely prompt them to do something about it, yes?
And, Lethal, my apologies, but your comment before last DID read as if you were implying Impish has a big bootie! And, THIS one seems to be implying he has a big ego as well ....
Poor Impish, I feel rather sorry for him. :(
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." perhaps to avoid being eaten by an insulted Dragon? We should soon see I hope as I have called his attention to this
If Impish has me for dinner, the DragonLaffs.com comments count is gonna drop.
Bad for business, lol!
Oh I don't know,....Christian vs Dragon? Guess I should set to sweeping out the Colosseum!
Wonder how fast I can get a ticket sales site set up?
Knowing old soft and lazy he'll probably let you off with a tongue lashing...literally!
I was under the impression that Impish was pretty tough. After all, he DOES manage to let your quips and comments at his expense, roll off like, like .... steam off a dragon's tail ....
I'm thinking that counts for pretty thick skin to be takin' insults from a Leprechaun. ;)
Talk about my ears burning.
Oh, wait!
No, crap!
I'm on fire!
Fire, HELP, Fire! My ears are on fire!
....
Thank goodness that duck pond was out front...oh, and sorry about the ducks.
You guys really need to get a hobby or something instead of talking about the size of my body parts. And Angelia, you'd probably really enjoy it if I had you (over) for dinner.
Sorry, I'd love to continue with the witty innuendo and tongue play, but my caffeine low level light is still flashing amber in the corner of my eye and it's very distracting.
Cheers,
Impish
Skin my little green shamrock tattooed behind! Them is SCALES...or the WORST skin affliction I ever saw.
Impish, we are not the ONLY ones talking about your...."growth spurt".
We're just the ones that respect you enough to let you KNOW we are talking about you (that respect thing is to be interpreted in the broadest possible definition you know that right Impish?)
One, when Impish discusses having me over for dinner, I can't help but picture a reallllly big spider web.
Two, Lethal - you have a shamrock on your hinder parts? A Leprechaun with a shamrock tattoo ... No doubt that took a good deal of strain in thinkin' outside the box.
Last, "I" have not been guilty of expressing derogatory comments towards the above listed dragon. In fact I've been defensive of him, and can safely and truthfully say that all negative communication has been issued solely by the Leprechaun.
Oh SURE! Throw ME to the proverbial wolves ( or in this case Dragon!)
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